Leffen Goes to Court: Part V
This is part 5 in an ongoing series. See part 4 here.
In the last episode:
i pat armada on the back and say, "you're an amazing friend and an even better barrister, armad... 2020-10-13 16:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Deep Leffen Goes to Court: Part IV
This is part 4 in an ongoing series. See part 3 here.
In the last episode:
hungrybox executed a mini pop-off, prematurely celebrating the implication of myles' comment. 2 of the jurors immediat... 2020-10-12 16:34:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Deep Leffen Goes To Court: Part III
This is part 3 in an ongoing series. See part 2 here:
armada turned to me and said, "leif, as your lawyer, i'm telling...
2020-10-08 15:57:35 +0000 UTC View PostDeep Leffen Goes to Court: Part II
This is part 2 in an ongoing series. See part 1 here:
the date was august 14th 2019. i was wearing a pair air jo...
2020-10-07 16:34:04 +0000 UTC View PostDeep Leffen Goes To Court: Part 1
the judge announces that i am freed without bail based on my extraordinary gaming achievements. i turn to my parents and say, "fuck you for never believing in me." my parents breathe a sigh of relief. my mom rushes to hug me and says, "i'm just glad I have my leffen back."
i feel the handc...
October Q&A with Patrons
This is part 1 in a monthly Q&A with Patrons. Any Patron at the $9.00 tier or higher can ask DeepLeffen a question of their choosing. What follows is a list of the questions submitted in September by Patrons along with the curated DeepLeffen responses.
Q: What tou...
2020-10-06 15:39:50 +0000 UTC View PostDeep Leffen Battles Deep Chillindude: Part 2
This is a continuation of a story. See part one here before reading
On the last episode:
Big Chill is crowd-surfing but not moving anywh...
2020-09-29 15:09:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn Becoming Mr. Mud
when society fails to give me a life worth living, i do what any sane person would do. i go out into the forest and make myself a “Mr. Mud” out of dirty trash and animal droppings. i do my best to make his life a bit better than my own before i execute him in front of Mrs. Mud. i bury him in ...
2020-09-22 18:11:46 +0000 UTC View PostSmash with the Boyssss: An Interview with Game & Watch
Deep Leffen: Hey everyone, welcome to another Smash with the Boyssss episode. For those of you who don't know me, I am Deep Leffen, owner and ranch hand at Smash with the Boyssss, a new podcast we started earlier this year to waste time as we count down the days until our inevita...
2020-09-21 17:53:16 +0000 UTC View PostMY PERFECT DATE [UNCUT]
MY PERFECT DATE: A FIST FULL OF SOUR PATCH KIDS, A CHUNK OF PEWTER, A MATCH BOX FILLED WITH KIDNEY STONES, AND A 1996 COPY OF READER RABBIT (SHAREWARE).
I PUT ON A COPY OF KAVINSKY'S NIGHTCALL. I'M DOING PUSH-UPS IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN THE MOMENT YOU WALK IN. I HAND YOU A CRISP $2.00 BILL...
Smash with the Boyssss: An Interview with MKLeo
Deep Leffen: Welcome back to Smash with the Boyssss, where we get nasty with some of our most beloved Smash players and personalities, asking them deep questions about video games, life, their thoughts on the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, and their sexual procli...
2020-09-14 14:08:47 +0000 UTC View PostFriendly Reminder #1
The most busted gimmick in smash is playing a character you love. Don't let anyone take that away from you.
2020-09-09 20:48:34 +0000 UTC View PostDeep Leffen Battles Deep Chillindude: Part 1
Scar: It's your boy Scar on commentary and I'm joined by legendary Toph “Mufasa” Toph. Over the past few months, Super Smash Bros Melee legend William "Leffen" Hjelte AKA Big Leff has made a name for himself in the battle rap scene, taking out everybody in his wake. We are li...
2020-09-08 17:47:09 +0000 UTC View PostAdventures of Scar and Toph: Part 1
Toph and Scar enter the arena, their eyes alight with the same fervor they had watching the Grand Finals. The two warriors strut down the hallways, stepping past a tall, lanky figure that stands out from the crowd. Scar stops in his tracks and bows down to the floor.
Scar: ...
2020-09-08 16:39:48 +0000 UTC View Post