September: Body Type Poll

What's this? All the options for this month are different kinds of TV shows! Sounds like a reward for your channel surfing, to be sure. There's always a chance that you'll end up running into a new TV show that'll pique your interest and make you want to watch more of it, whether it's for all the right reasons or not.

This poll will close on September 18th, 6:00 PM (ADT).

Which of these shows would you like to watch?:

Seeing a fatass live on TV trying to lose weight (yet failing), finally accepting how big he has become, and/or becoming the center of attention once he becomes morbidly obese (due to immobility). The talk show host loves him so much that he begins to feel his belly and feeds him right on the spot. Eventually, they become a couple and he becomes a permanent part of the show where the nightly talk show guest is allowed to help feed him.

A TV show that isn't that interesting to most people due to the activity/topic at hand, yet manages to get all the views it needs (and more) because of how ridiculously hot and muscular the host or main characters are. The extreme camera shots that focus on all the right spots, making the show itself seem borderline pornographic, certainly help. While originally accidental, as ill-fitting clothes tend to tear apart during an episode's filming, they eventually catered to the cult following and included gratuitous nudity.

Most people love to cook, whether as a hobby, a full-time job, or they just want to learn a couple of specific recipes for when their friends come over next week. When you switch over to your usual cooking show's channel, you're met with a brief announcement stating that (due to unforeseen circumstances) the host of the show has been replaced with someone else. No problem, you thought, as cooking show hosts tend to be on the lean or chubby side (which is what you're used to at this point). As soon as the show starts, a massive hairy man makes his way into the kitchen. The live audience goes wild and the man, with an appearance fit to be either a powerlifter or an off-season bodybuilder, begins to laugh in relief. He didn't think he'd be this popular with the crowd. They say his first recipe book is about as thick as one of his fists.