💙Poll for Patreon Exclusive [September 2025]

Hello beautiful friends, ♡ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ♡

Here are the options for this month. You can vote for more than one idea. Thank you for creating these stories with me and for being the most important character in them (the listener ;))!

[A] Helping an Elven Ranger Get Back Into the Dating Scene [Elf x Town Mage]

The wood-elf ranger, Helera, has been away from civilisation for nearly a century, exploring the world’s wonders. Now she has returned, and wants to see what this recently-invented Interweave, a magical info-sharing network, is all about. She wants to get back into the dating scene and needs someone to help her set up a profile and teach her Interweave-surfing skills. You, a mage trained in the arts of Information Thaumaturgy (IT), are the perfect person. As soon as you see Helera, you are smitten by her unusual mix of elegance and ruggedness. Helera trades you a number of useful magical supplies in return for your services, and over tea and biscuits, you begin your instruction: how to search the Weave for information on poisonous mushies, how to navigate hunting forums, and how to search for moving pictures of dragonlings. Then comes the dating profile, which you promise to help her perfect: she provides the details, while you guide her …all the while harbouring feelings of your own. Will anything come out of this meeting? Maybe curling up on the couch to watch more dragonlings together will be a nice bonding activity ;0

[B] Supervillain Listener Secretly Helps a Heroine Held Captive

You are a supervillain, part of a group of villains who recently broke out of a prison for superpowered individuals. Shortly after your group's arrival to a new hideout, a superheroine tracked everyone down and tried to apprehend the villains, only to be defeated and taken hostage. She has since been kept bound and gagged in a holding cell, while the villains work on their latest scheme. You have been secretly entering the cell while the others are occupied in order to give the heroine food and water, as she was being starved to keep her weak. The heroine has been trying to convince you to free her (and you denied numerous times). However, you have been growing increasingly uncomfortable with the cruelty of your companions with regards to their new scheme, which involves contaminating a local water supply. Will you be convinced to do the right thing...?

[C] Monster Under the Bed x Listener [Before She Became Your Wife][When You Were Still Just Best Friends]

Aneyh, your monster-under-the-bed best friend, is hanging out in her abode, which is in a pocket dimension she has created under your bed. Upon hearing incessant clicking and typing, she slips out to see what is going on. Aneyh is both surprised and disappointed to see you looking through social media and dating sites. You tell her you are considering getting into a serious relationship soon, but as you talk, Aneyh quickly gets the sense of your unease and fear of being in a romantic relationship. There are just so many unknowns! She is quick to recognise why, as she has witnessed what happened between you and your exes, many of whom were ungrateful, inconsiderate, and took you for granted. As Aneyh tries to help you overcome your fears, you realise that…wait…this lady is jealous! You ask her about it, and she attempts to deny it before you make each other a special promise - to help the other overcome their fear of being in a romantic relationship!

[D] Superhero Speaker x Dying Listener - “I’ll fly you out there, no matter the cost.”

Skye High is blessed with many gifts. Flight, super strength, and slowed aging. You’re her biggest fan, and have been following her career since you were young. Now, you are very old, and your time is near. She comes to visit you, apologising for not arriving sooner. She asks if you have any requests. You tell her that you want to see the world from above the clouds, the way she does. Skye obliges, taking you all around the world, seeing it from the clouds, seeing the clouds themselves…and tells you the stories you want to hear about her career. She confesses that she almost gave up being a superhero, but saving you and seeing you get to live a full and happy life has been its own reward. After you pass, she gives you a tearful goodbye. 

[E] The Weird and Wonderful Spider-Girl, Makeover Maggie x Professional Thief Listener

Ever since you were a baby, you had very quick hands. Ladies’ gold earrings. Chains around the necks of innkeepers. Precious magical marbles accidentally dropped by a stranger. Other people wanted to be heroes, to become doctors and spaceship builders, but not you. You wanted to become a thief. But not just any thief! A professional thief. You would don complex disguises, forge documents to get into meetings with aristocracy, and steal all sorts of things, like deeds and proprietary recipes. But tracker technology has been advancing, and you’ve made yourself many enemies. It’s time for a new face, a new body, and maybe even some new limbs. The only creature willing to risk helping you is an underground magical makeover ‘artist’ named Maggie. It’s time for you to become really unrecognisable. It won’t hurt, too much. You can be awake during the procedures if you want!