Midnight Pals: Elon's Victory

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyy Stephano king
King: well well well if it isn't the president's wife
King: zing!
King: hahaha
King: get it guys, guess he likes trump so much
Barker: yeah we get it

King: i mean it's pretty funny because it's like he's gay for trump
King: ha ha!
Barker: its very boomer humor steve
King: oh
Barker: but since its elon i'll allow it

Musk: "president's wife??"
Musk: datsa not funny
Musk: itsa not even a meme

Musk: i suspend you Stephano king!
Musk: you no post no more on da twitter!
King: elon! no! i need my twitter!
Musk: haha whosa laughing now monkey boy?
Musk: comedy issa illegal again!

King: guys, I've been suspended from twitter!
Barker: congratulations steve
Barker: you're free now
King: no! this is a bad thing!
Barker: is it now?

Elon Musk: well well well Stephano king
Musk: you think you so smart?
Musk: now who hassa the lasta laugh?
Musk: oh ho ho!
Musk: iss me, Elon Musk, thatsa who!

Musk: i suspend you, Stephano king!
Musk: anna i hava da royal proclamation right here!
Musk: it says you gotta be my friend!
Musk: onna da pain of DEATH!!!
Musk: so how you choose Stephano king?
King:
Musk: i say how you choose
King: i'm thinking!

Musk: now I amma da government!
Musk: now you gotta be my friend Stephano king
Musk: or else!
King: or else what?
Musk: or else i maka you stand next to dissa cybertruck!
Koontz: oh no steve! you could be killed!
Poe: you better listen to him steve, i think he's serious

King: fine!
King: i guess i'll have to hang out with you
King: under duress
Musk: mama mia!
Musk: [chef's kiss] under duress! da two sweetest words inna da English language!

Musk: itsa gonna be so much fun Stephano king
Musk: first imma gonna show you my meme collection
King: your what collection?
Musk: my meme collection
King: joe what's a meme Musk uh uh uh Stephano king!
Musk: youra boy joe can't sava you now!

Musk: an dissa meme issa da pepe frog
King: great Musk: an dissa meme issa da pepe frog but now he gotta da hat
King: cool
Musk: you see whata it says onna da hat?
King: yeah its a maga hat
Musk: datsa right! you ever see anything lika dat before?
King: these memes are kinda old

Musk: mama mia! you say my memes aren't fresh?
King: they seem a little dated
Musk: how dare you saya dat Stephano king
Musk: to da joint chairman secretary supreme offa da department offa all your base itta belong to us!