Jimmy, great reaction as always. Don't worry, no one can expect someone to learn all those names in a matter of a couple episodes. But if it's going to help at all, here's a very brief guide.
Jean - The guy who wants to live safely as a military police. Dick to eren. Has a crush on Mikasa.
Connie - The short , buzz-cut guy who did the salute wrong.
Sasha - Potato girl! She is obsessed with food and comes from a village of hunters, therefore has good instincts.
Christa - The short blone girl who brought bread to Sasha. Extremely nice.
Ymir - The tall freckled girl who helped Sasha to take advantage of her stupidity later.
Reiner - The muscular blonde guy who wants to go back to his hometown one day.
Bertolt - Reiner's best friend. Their village was destroyed by titans. He wants to join the military police.
Marco - The freckled guy who wants to join the military police to serve the king.
Hope this helps.
Bloodchronism
2018-01-04 12:46:52 +0000 UTC
Probably to avoid copywright claims.
Jay
2018-01-04 02:36:20 +0000 UTC
Is it just me or does the reaction sound pitch shifted?