Hello RKG patrons,
We've found our way back to the 'normal' Silent Hill – well, as normal as it's going to ever be. Through the fog we meet a mysterious woman, Maria, who reminds us of someone.
Together we explore the other side of the town. Okay, things are now even weirder...
... 2025-10-25 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone,
Yes, that's right.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto YouTube... the RKG Halloween Sleepover returns with a Jaws special!
To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Steve Spielberg's classic movie , we're spending this Hallow's Eve hunting sharks– game...
2025-10-24 20:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We found out that the Boy Wonder had never seen Jaws and decided to rectify that immediately.
We've split the podcast into two parts: Powers' predictions before watching the film then his reaction after we watched the film together.
This is now the fourth Rory's Never Seen... podcast...
2025-10-24 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, RKG patrons,
We've made it to the other side in more ways than one. We're stuck in alternate reality it seems, where everything is a bit muckier (in every sense).
This week we've got some big puzzles to solve and we finally meet the infamous Pyramid Head.
Now, turn...
2025-10-18 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This week the lads get involved in a very moist chat which got more heated than it probably needed it to.
Send us your questions and topics: bit.ly/ShieldUp
Stay safe and keep your shield up,
RKG x
2025-10-17 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey lovely RKG patrons,
We hope you enjoyed last week's episode. This time around we've taken refuge from the fog and slithering monsters inside the Wood Side Apartments.
Join us as we bump around in the dark trying to find a way to the other side...
Remember. For the full exper...
2025-10-11 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It's getting very close to one of our favourites times of year where we set aside an entire day to answer one hundred of your questions.
This has now become one of o...
2025-10-10 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
ORDER IN THE COURT! You are about to hear testimony from the RKG community who have been sending in their confessions.
Will their crimes be deemed petty enough to walk free or will the hammer of justice fall upon them?
What's your pettiest crimes, let us know: 2025-10-10 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In our restless dreams, we see that town.
Silent Hill.
We promised to take you there someday...
And now is that time! A lot of people thought it might be this, and seeing as spooky season is upon us, it felt like it was time for us to all experience this amazing game. 2025-10-04 09:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we highlight a little Discord community that will hopefully continue to behave themselves after this and NOT make us regret this decision.
Send us your questions, thoughts and dreams: bit.ly/ShieldUp
Stay safe ...
2025-10-03 10:07:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello members of the Roundtable Hold, we bid you welcome.
Here it is. The episode you've been waiting for. It's time to pit Rory against Gav, brother against brother, to see who's been paying attention – not just across the last 4 months but since the very beginning.
From the Marika...
2025-09-28 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThis week you guys are settling scores with the world! We run down some of our community's spiciest opinions that hopefully don't get anyone in trouble.
What's YOUR hottest take? Let us know and we might bring this episode back for a part 2: 2025-09-26 10:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone,
Krupa here. We’re just writing about something that’s been brought to our attention regarding the credits that bring to a close Part 3 of RETRY: Elden Ring.
Frustratingly, there are some names missing that should’ve been included.
This has frustrated us beyon...
2025-09-20 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostThis week the lads are on their Gripes Game and discuss the various battles currently befalling them. Bonus Points if you can guess what film Gav watched the night before this podcast...
Send us your questions and topics: bit.ly/Sh...
2025-09-19 10:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to dig deeper into all of Elden Ring's endings, and explore the roads we didn't take...
Hey everyone,
Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold. This isn't the last episode of this run... yeah, we still have a quiz to do in the next few weeks.
But first, it's time to delve d...
2025-09-14 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Surprise!
Even though we finished the game last week, we have one more special episode to share with you before closing the book on Elden Ring.
Aunty Finch's story may have come to a canonical end last week... but what if she could turn back time?
What if she could find a way to...
2025-09-13 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We've long suspected that you may be the most influential long-form Let's Players on the planet and the recent events discussed within this podcast only confirm this.
Send us your questions and topics: bit.ly/ShieldUp
St...
2025-09-12 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
After two-and-a-half years, Aunty Finchy's epic journey in the Lands Between comes to an end.
Thank you for all your support through this series. It truly is the biggest thing we've ever made, and at times – and we're not just talking about Malenia – it felt like we had undertaken our ...
2025-09-06 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The lads, possibly showing their age, lament the loss of physical media and talk about why they're about 2 seconds away from getting into laserdiscs.
Send us your topics you want us to discuss: bit.ly/ShieldUp
Stay safe ...
2025-09-05 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Krupa here.
Yes, it's the spookiest time of year again: Halloween Horror Nights.
Sadly this year I've had to brave the horrors of Universal Studios without Gav, but I didn't want to break our tradition of having a little meet up. It's genuinely been a highlight of these trips ...
2025-09-01 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
To become Elden Lord we must defeat the first Elden Lord, Godfrey. This surprisingly turns into quite the epic.
Hello lovely RKG patrons,
This week we return to Leyndell, now buried beneath the ash of the burning Erdtree, and begin our journey towards the throne room once more.
...
2025-08-30 09:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWith news that Universal Studios will be opening a brand new park in the UK, we just had to throw in our ideas for a quintiessentially British version of our favourite theme park.
What do you think of our ideas? What do YOU want to see in a British Universal Studios? Let us know: 2025-08-29 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE
Apologies, everyone. This post wasn't tagged correctly, meaning it wasn't sent out to everyone on our Extra Features tier. But here it is. Finally.
Sorry about that! Enjoy today's episode!
RKG x
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Who is Maliketh?
Why was he entrusted with protecting t...
2025-08-24 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello lovely RKG patrons,
Aunty Finchy has walked the road to Destined Death and it's time to unleash its force upon the Lands Between once again.
Enjoy today's episode, everyone. Another epic fight lies ahead!
RKG x
2025-08-23 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Gav has a peace offering for the entire Irish nation but it comes with a caveat (of course).
What do YOU think makes the perfect Guinness? Let us know: bit.ly/ShieldUp
Stay safe and keep your shield up,
R...
2025-08-22 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
With her final act, Melina has placed Aunty Finchy on the road to Destined Death, and we've woken up in the Crumbly Lands, aka Farum Azula.
It's time to navigate this confusing area that hits hard in our quest for the Rune of Death...
RKG x
2025-08-16 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Did we already talk about this? Is this new? Are we living inside a simulation?! We won't answer these questions in this podcast but it'll still be a good laugh.
Send us the best pettiest crimes you've ever committed: bit.ly/Shiel...
2025-08-15 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone,
We're deep into the endgame of RETRY: Elden Ring – something which has been two years in the making – and we'll soon be working on the ending, and that means credits.
As you might known, if you support us at Producer tier and above you get your name ...
2025-08-14 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Who seduced Mohg into building a dynasty?
It's time to reacquaint ourselves with the Outer Gods vying for control of the Lands Between. We're approaching the endgame and have now encounter most of the major players in the game but the notion of the Outer Gods is a tricky one to pin down. 2025-08-10 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
With Mohg out of the picture, it's time to return to the Mountaintops of the Giants and help Melina burn the Erdtree to the ground.
We may also get slightly distracted on the way there... hey, we've got a lot on our plate at the minute, and deserve some time outside in the open world after ...
2025-08-09 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post