“Why do all of you talk about Eric?” Marcello asked cooly, summoning his blood stained archeios javelin in his right hand. “What’s so great about this guy, anyway?”
“He’s way stronger than you, and he has an entire army at his command! Unlike you, you homeless, wandering, moth...
2021-08-26 19:36:21 +0000 UTC View PostHilga and Devin continued to watch as the knight meandered up and down the brook, staring at his surroundings cluelessly like a tourist in a big city. From the perspective of any third party, it was clear that this knight was a complete buffoon.
Both of them were thinking the same thing, th...
2021-08-23 20:42:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Lots of revisions later, here it is! In the future I might commission a custom illustration too.
2021-08-21 18:50:21 +0000 UTC View PostMarcello wiped the sweat off his brow with his wrist, breathing heavily with his rusty hatchet in hand as he took a step back and reviewed his handiwork. He had carved this particular totem with the black magic creature in mind, and hoped that the results would show for themselves with a creation...
2021-08-21 17:55:58 +0000 UTC View PostMarcello staggered forward, trying to deal with the full-body recoil from his giant transformation as best as he could. His footsteps were heavy and lethargic, but he just couldn’t let this half dead level forty white wolf get away with a clean consciousness.
Experience was hard to come b...
2021-08-19 00:38:23 +0000 UTC View PostMarcello dropped his plank shield and grabbed his longsword, brandishing it with both hands as he knocked back the great wolf. He slashed his sword across the gray dire wolf’s face with enough force that it knocked him back a couple of meters.
“That's all you got?” he taunted, as this...
2021-08-17 02:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostMichael waited patiently at the cusp of his camp, standing with a group of people. To his side was Nolan, who had a small bandage wrapped around the stubs of his ring and pinky finger on his right hand, where the castle lord had sliced them off.
“I don’t think this is a good idea,” No...
2021-08-16 02:38:34 +0000 UTC View PostMarcello sat by the bloodied face of Fred, the man beaten to a bloody pulp but otherwise alright.
You have slain [Lvl 8 Human (Healer)]
You have slain [Lvl 10 Human (Mage)]
…
He received several notifications about his kills, accompanied...
2021-08-15 20:57:57 +0000 UTC View Post“Eric is going to have you gutted like a pig!” Fred swore. “You don’t know who you’ve decided to mess with, knight. Consider yourself dead already… *cough*...”
“Yeah, I don’t think so.”
Marcello raised his fist and punched the bearded man in the face, just...
2021-08-14 21:40:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys,
I'm commissioning a professional cover from fiverr. Still shopping around, the ETA is about two days from when I order it.
Thank you guys for supporting.
edit: the artist requested two extra days, so it will arrive on the 17th
2021-08-13 20:24:33 +0000 UTC View PostMarcello listened intently as Garib explained to him the quest details.
“If you go to the grove, there will be an old silver sword. Retrieve it, and come back here. You will need it for the next part of the quest. But beware, because vicious goblins live in the grove!” Garib said with d...
2021-08-13 02:50:09 +0000 UTC View PostMuch to Marcello’s surprise, inside the golden treasure chest was a pair of pastel colored flamboyant billowed pants that looked like something a teen from an eighties movie would be wearing, except the silk used to make the pants were quite different from anything found on earth.
He used...
2021-08-11 17:50:23 +0000 UTC View PostConquest rewards have been processed. Assimilating a skill obtained by conquest requires one skill point.
Secret quest updated: [Conquest of Lords]
[Conquest of Lords]: You have defeated the King Jaeger, the lord of this terrestrial plane pillar. The proud lizard king...
2021-08-09 22:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe giant lizard king swelled up like a balloon, its rotund belly extending as its head and arms grew larger by the second. This was the King Jaeger’s signature ability, a manifestation of the characteristics of the Terrestrial Biome itself. Everything grew larger here as the flora and fauna we...
2021-08-08 15:58:32 +0000 UTC View Post[Tenacious Woodcutter]: You have shown a tenacity and determination for woodcutting that very few in the universe have been able to display. Your efforts have been rewarded. Your familiarity with wood has increased significantly, and your body circuit has embraced the wood element for fin...
2021-08-05 06:34:32 +0000 UTC View PostIt was time to put the dumbest idea in the history of dumb ideas to action. To make this absurd strategy to kill the King Jaeger work, he just needed three things.
A bigger sword? A huge physical powerup? Some cheat ability? Plot armor? Haha, no. None of that was necessary.
Marcello...
2021-08-04 19:24:12 +0000 UTC View PostNote: chapter 28 and 29 are considered one chapter for advanced chap purposes.
He was alive once more, brought back to life by the slimmest of margins by the +10 stats when the end is near effect on Despair Intuition.
That marked the turning poi...
2021-08-03 02:51:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe massive pot bellied lizard lumbered into the basin, its vicious claws protruding and its large white fangs bared. With a giant round belly that extended from its neck downwards, the lizard with a large frilly dewlap hanging from its neck was huge and intimidating, causing the entire forest to...
2021-08-02 23:44:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe man that Eric referred to as Andrew convulsed violently before falling to the ground after the mana bolt hit.
“That deer is my prey!” a female voice shouted from across the river bank, out of sight. “If you go that way, you’ll end up like your buddy over there, alright?”
After completing the ladder, Marcello’s profession status changed as well from Carpenter -> Carpenter (novice). Apparently his profession did not level the same way his class did, and his progression would be marked in tier grades rather than levels. He wasn’t quite sure how to increase hi...
2021-07-30 18:21:30 +0000 UTC View PostClearly there was nothing more important in life than making wooden planks.
Killing a castle lord? Insignificant. Gaining access to the lost library of Alexandria? Not even worthy of mention. Chopping trees and trying to turn the giant tree trunk into usable material? Now that was where thi...
2021-07-28 21:10:46 +0000 UTC View PostJust how the hell was he supposed to scale that cliff? Moving forward with his longsword in hand, Marcello walked towards the rock cliff, circling around the perimeter of the pool at the base of the waterfall.
*Splash*
The pool of water erupted, and a beaver appeared ...
2021-07-26 23:49:51 +0000 UTC View PostTaking the glistening golden key off its hook, the knight with a torn gambeson grabbed the clover shaped end of the large vintage key and hastily inserted it into the lock on the old wooden door. With some effort and elbow grease, the key turned in place, deactivating the rusted locking mechanism...
2021-07-26 15:42:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe lone knight and his ice elemental companion walked into the white room, as a notification announced their arrival.
Ding!
Your trial has commenced.
[Impossible Trial Information]
You have taken a brave step into the impossible. Difficulty ...
2021-07-25 14:41:43 +0000 UTC View PostMarcello was buzzing with adrenaline as he looked at the legacy class he unlocked. This had to be one of those secret classes that were so desired in games.
Enigmatic Bulwark Knight (rare) (secret advanced class) – You have vanquished a castle lord and inherited his legacy. With it co...
2021-07-22 20:02:36 +0000 UTC View PostMarcello laughed. Dead bodies and blood littered the now empty throne room, and all he could do was sit down and laugh about it. After going through all of that, strategizing before entering the doorway, having everyone abandon him, killing the lord… nothing shocked him as much as the one thing...
2021-07-20 21:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostMichael ran for the door the moment that the snake woman began to get her essence reabsorbed back into the castle lord’s body. The businessman with thick rim glasses was true to his word, taking the slim opportunity when the rest of his allies were getting cut down by the castle lord to flee to...
2021-07-19 21:35:05 +0000 UTC View Post“Yeah, he’s in there. I got a feeling,” Marcello replied.
None of the party members even bothered to question Marcello’s intuition. He had been right so many times in the past that his gut feelings were taken as a matter-of-fact at this point. And plus he always backed up his gut fe...
2021-07-18 23:04:05 +0000 UTC View PostIn reaction to the deaths of four loyal servants, an ominous aura emanated from somewhere deeper within the castle. The pressure from the dark aura was immense, easily penetrating through castle walls.
Somehow, Marcello felt a sense of jovialness mixed in with the aura’s dissatisfaction o...
2021-07-17 17:33:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt was similar to the feeling he had when he expelled Emma’s mind control Inheritance from his head, except far, far worse. The reason was because Emma herself had already retracted her Inheritance from his body immediately after the hobgoblin fight, and what Marcello kicked out later that day ...
2021-07-17 05:56:19 +0000 UTC View Post